You've heard of Sod's Law (or Murphy's Law, if you're American)... well, here's the baby version.
The one night you put her in the fancy designer pjs
(with fancy designer foot-holes that are
impossible to decipher in the dark)
is the night she needs to be changed twice.
The minute you finally, finally, get her to fall asleep,
is when the FedEx guy decides to deliver a parcel
(which isn't even for you).
The second you put on a load of washing,
a hundred more things suddenly become dirty
(including the sofa).
But, look at that smile!